Michael 'Cliffo' Clifford

Likes: Bumming girls/ Making up lies/ Lewis

Dislikes: Washing Up/ Taking his clothes out of the washing machine

Footballing Rating: Loud Mouthed, Violent Centre Back

It is hard to begin describing Michael Clifford, unknown to many during the first year, he turned up in his second year as 4th team manager and quickly began asserting himself on the football club scene he was described as a tactical and motivational genius by match magazine!  On tour Cliffo was probably the most popular man in Llorett and could be found any were as there was always a flock of girls around him.  As a house mate he has made up more rumours about the Log than anyone, suggesting he is a paedo, a rascist and that he cant go a week without watching Robin Williams!  Most in the club are unsure how many girls have been invaded by Michael Clifford!