Marco 'Chino' Marini

Nationality: Italian Stokey

Weight: Some would say "chunky"

Footballing Idol: John Fashanu

Footballing Technique: Bizarre

Marco pictured in first team kit above, has one of the most unorthodox styles of playing football anyone has ever seen.  Every game he plays he can be seen digging up the pitch perfoming one of his strange turns and skills.  Marco announced himself in first year by scoring a goal in a friendly before proceeding to run to the corner flag and start eating the grass.  Chino is a very heavy drinker which has stemmed from years of slumming it on the back streets of Milan.  Marco also enjoys a Lakeside where he has been awarded a season ticket and when asked about his ideal girlfriend, he stated she should be small and welsh.  Marco also enjoys a visit to Sash (some would say he doesnt need to bother) where he insists on the same girl to cut his hair.  Unfortunately Marco's charms dont seem to be working as she wants a real relationship!