Martyn 'Rooney' Traber

Likes: Jason, Rob, Fighting, Being a Sex Pest and Warrington

Dislikes: James Colchester

Home Town: Warrington

Footballing Rating: No nonsense midfielder/ Full Back

'Marty' known to his close friends has issued a zero tolerance attitude towards Colchester and people of the opposite sex.  Anyone getting in his way will be destroyed.  Rooney's behaviour has become increasingly bizarre of late when he was found watching Hutch have sex in the back room!  Marty has been known to have the occassional sexual affair with a dyke.  He also is trying to reclaim his loan since he spends as little time in Alsager as possible searching the country (Warrington, Plymouth etc.) for his next lesbian.  Rooney wont take any disrespect towards his mates and nearly killed a lad last year, Martyn has an addiction to beans on toast!