Paul 'Mini Fordy' Francis

Favourite Drink: Vodka

Place of Birth: Liverpool (not Wales)

Likes: Bristol, his new girlfriend and ear muffs

Footballing Rating: Solid Full Back

Mini Fordy (pictured playing for Crewe and District) has become a near alcoholic during his time at university.  In his first year, Mini Fordy decided it would be a good idea to drink Alsager's supply of vodka along side his friends Pistol and Bristol.  This maybe the reason why Paul has pulled some of the strangest girls of anyone including the consecutive weeks where he pulled a 9 foot tall girl one week before compensating by pulling a dwarf the next.  In the picture above, Paul has lost his hair this was from overuse of his hair straighteners, he also has the worlds smallest ears!