Chris 'Drunk' Cartwright

State: Drunk

Liver: On the way out

Footballing Idol: George Best, Tony Adams, Paul Merson and Gazza

Footballing Rating: Hard Working, tough tackling centre back

You can find Cartwright 24/7 at the Mere Pub in Alsager where he actually does live!  In his first year Chris made friends by being Jason and Sherwood's officials boot cleaner where his secret formula was dubin mixed with Vodka.  During his second year Cartwright lost his way following a series of personal mishaps and hit the bottle leading him onto a 4 week bender!  Cartwheels friends were concerned and slowly but surely Chris was helped back onto the rails attending regular AA Meetings.  Now in his third year, Cartwright has found himself and looks like the man we all knew he would eventually become!  He has a striking resemblance to Alvin for the Chipmunks!!