Stephen Butters 'Scarecrow'

Age: ???? 43

Sports: Card tricks, Darts, Poker, dominoes, pool

Main Sport: CRICKET (Left Hand Bat and Left Arm Chinaman).

Marital status: Under the thumb

Football Rating: Top manager 

Steve was conceived on a cricket wicket, born and bread somewhere around Emmerdale farm, Steve decided to join the club in his 2nd year after missing out on all the freshers fun... Unfortunately days laters he realised that he was trapped in an old mans body, regularly complaining of lower back pains due to spending long periods of time stood in fields!!!. The cripple now sets his sights on managing a successful MMU team, hoping to bring his experience of pub games to the pitch. When he's not trying to bet for money he is likely to be either playing cricket, in the arms of his lady or having a "Brew".