stephen 'ripaldo' richards

Favourite drinking games: Kings and Drinking monopoly 

Head size: Inflated to massive  

Favourite night out: HANLEY OR NEWCASTLE UNDER LYME 

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Favourite ways of losing money: Casino's, bookies, driving into curbs, topman, river island and stupid bets. 

Role Model: John Ripton 

When purchased                Two weeks later

Although nites out have confronted Ricky with a hospital bed, a ban from Brandies and many confrontations with his uni nemisis, he still regularly appears with a song and dance. Always one for a good nite out and a laugh he managed a successful Midlands side and run the line for the 1st's (whilst playing!) His twin Barney Rubble has a very successful tv show and together they own a bar in Cyprus where Ricky spends his summers being a PR. This summer Ricky became an adopted stokey where he enjoyed befriending many locals. His aim this summer was to join the naughty forty, so he decided to smash glasses in the Plough to show his affiliation. He also has some strange living habits which include using his bin as a toilet. It is not strange to hear that Ricky has used random places around his and other peoples rooms to leave his mark. When Ricky's Mum purchased him a new car Ricky promised to take care of it. Two weeks later Rick crashed into a curb smashing off both wheels and left a asian passenger with a panic attack. Recently due to money problems he got his car valued in an attempt to get cash to fund is gambling addiction. A car dealer in Alsager who sold the car to him said "you purchased this car sixteen days ago for £2,000, since then you have devalued this car so much that it is now worth £67 but £7 of that is petrol". Although Ricky has been shaving for years he is still learning how to do it properly. He had a patch of hairs growing on the side of his face for three months which was the main headline in the Congleton Guardian "Pube Face Infestation Strikes Naughty Fourty Hit Man". One of Ricky's hobbies is to inflict as much misery on his housemate Mario as possible. One evening after a nightout he used Mario's pizza as toilet role then proceeded to leave the pizza back where he found it. Later the next day not knowing Ricky's anticks Mario munched his poo pizza. His bum fun did not finish with this dirty trick earlier that evening he fingered his bum on Brandies dance floor and pushed it into an innocent girls face, this made the girl vomit in her own mouth. This is clearly a guy to take home to meet the parents!!