Activities 

Anthony 'the ginger' patrickson

Hair colour: Orange, Rusty brown, Strawberry blonde, Orban and Red.

 

Likes: Wheelchairs, Stokies, Pipes, Chatwins, Sammy Fat Tats, Graham Norton, Sideways, Star Wars, Stargate SG1, Star Trek and Grant Leadbitter

Perfect Partner: Muhammed Ali (Cassius Clay)

 

 

ant 2      Ant 2     Ant 3  Ant 4

 

This albino footballer has transformed since his first year from a polite boy into a ginger raging sex pest. Ant can usually be found with his female lover above Chatwins bakery in Alsager. She too has similar interests as Ant such as snow bathing and frequent use of moon beds. Ant treated his ghost like fiance to a romantic night out to the movies where they indulged in back row shenanigans whilst watching his favourite film The Devil Wears Prada. He has now recently started indulging in new fetishes which include masterbating using his boxing gloves to pictures of Muhammed Ali and other male boxers. Muhammed Antli is currently under investigation by the RSPCA for bleaching a helpless defencless kitten's tail blonde.  Recently Ant has spent his summer working and spending nights out in Hanley. After one heavy session Ant passed out in his bed only to find his covers, carpet and walls brown in the morning.


Sam Rees, 22/06/2006