John 'the laze' Maxwell

Enjoys: Sleeping

Facial hair: Permanent bin ladden beard

Football Rating: Good when he can be arsed

If you are ever looking for Mr. Maxwell chances are he will be found lying on the above sofa. When not here the chances are he's in bed! Known to have a problem getting out of bed in the mornings John has an innocent smile all females adore, however recent reports claim John has struggled to stand to attention on a Wed night. Another Northener who likes to partake with a bit of gambling, his up-bringing has clearly consisted of many evenings in the local boozer... If John decides not to follow his course pathways and become a teacher he need not worry as Phil Taylor and co expect him on the pro darts tour soon.