Adam 'the gnome' Worrall

Location: Front garden

Friends: Worms, insects, wasps and visitors

Idol: Peter Key

Wozza is possibly the funniest remaining member of the club. When not posing for new clay models he is commonly basking in the garden sun. Previous away trips have provided Adam with the chance to recite very popular bible and porn readings, even if he was rubbish at football he would be great for team spirit. A highlight of university would be Woz growing to enable him to score a headed goal. A career in comedy is easily on the cards, dont be fooled by the calm exterior which surrounds him!