Dan 'Wife beater' lennon

Hobbies: LYING, Punching Women and Not Scoring

Likes: The Plough (Friday nights), Little Stokies and Fat Samoans.

STI Check Ups: 0

STI's: Genital Warts, Chlamydia, Pubic Lice/Crabs, Gonorrhoea, Genital Herpes,

         Gut Infections, Scabies, Hepatitis and Syphilis.

Since joing the club Lennon has been brilliant at missing chances. His scoring record speaks for itself played 48, Shots 179, On Target 13, scored 3. Lennon, pictured above with his famous one night stand with a Female Samoan Prop Forward who had a number of facial piercings. Dan also gets along with alot of the Netball Club and usually has sleep overs on Wednesday nights so freshers beware. Dan has a separte sleep over night on Fridays but sorry girls it is for LOCALS only. Since successfully completing his second year Dan as found himself a new girlfriend. Dan has been quoted in local newspapers saying "you rock my world" (The Sentinal, 2006) whilst making love to his partner. Before allowing Lennon to kiss her she insisted that he had to have an STI test. Two weeks passed where lennon claimed he was clear and his partner trusted his word, but to her disbelief he was caught with his STI pre packed therapy kit. It is unclear what the STI's are but in a recent report in The Sentinal a new STI has advanced and no cures have been found.