dan 'i robot' barkii

Playing style: Robot

Favourite dance: The robot

Favourite Film: I Robot

Favourite tv Programme: Robot Wars

Favourite goal celebration: TBC

Idol: Stephen Hawkins

This robot like left back is now in his third football year. Throughout the three years he has man marked Josh Minchii. His best friend Dan Lennon became jealous and decided to gain many photos on nights out to black mail Josh Minchii in order to become closer to Dan. The robot changed into destroy mode and locked on to a target which was a drunken stokey. Dan failed in his mission when the stokey ran outside of his forcefield by zig zagging through Stoke.

The latest news to fly out of the Baaarki camp is that he has been training hard to improve his fitness and skill levels to try and allow himself to be picked for the Inter faculty... this has long been an ambition of Mr baarki and he has now allowed his agent to approach several managers of MMU Cheshire teams. His loyal agent Mr Minchii has denied comment on who has been offered the dynamic left back! Incase any team manager is reading this Mr Baaarki has several attributes to offer a succesful team, listed below:

• aggresion
• leadership
• unique running style
• back flexiblity

and much much much much more!!!!