Sam 'square head' Bradbury

Time since last sexual experience: 11 months encounting

Aggression: 20

DJ Style: Funky House (DJ Sponge)

Ways of catching thrush: From a boy!!!!!

Special move: The spear

Sam is an aggressive character from Manchester. He can be found spearing asian lads in Hanley or in the gym lifting weights to steer his sexual fustrations. One of is most unusual moments in the football club was when he caught thrush from another lad !!!!!!!! Sam is also an experienced dancer who enters many competitions and his finest moment came in Creation where he performed his famous worm dance and was BOOED off stage.