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Arron 'wanna be tyson' hevingham

Height: 4ft

Weight: 15 stone

Hardness: Nick Barmby/ Vladimir Smicer

Fights started: 120

Fights won: 0

Fights Lost: 120

1 Rep max (Bench Press): 10kg

Favourite quote: "Why am I the sickest guy at uni".

Phil    Mini me    Stig Tofting  Aaron

Aaron is a larey two foot tall manc midfielder. He is well known for his fight with Marco where Aaron was knocked the fuck out. He also had a fight with a local stokey during a C+D game where he was strangled and stood scared until his head went bright red. Another fight occured in Nottingham where a dwarf squared upto to psycho Aaron and knocked him to the floor in one massive punch whilst the dwarf towered above him. To this day Aaron is still waiting for his first victory over a human being. Aaron enjoys spending his free time with his pet dog where he smears peanut butter over is balls and gets the dog to lick them clean. Aaron was casted for Green Street where they decided he could not feature in the film as he was too hard and mental.

 


Sam Rees, 02/10/2006