Dan '' Witterick

Keeper Style: Massimo Taibi

Strengths: Penalty saving

Weaknesses: Everything else!! 

Likes: Small rounded woman 

Dan makes some strange requests when with woman. One of his strangest was when he requested oral sex whilst he played on championship manager. One of his best moments at uni was when he bedded himself a lucky lady who turned out to be a big MMU Cheshire sumo wrestler. Witty could not believe what he had done and soon rang for a JCB to remove his one night stand from his bed room. Towards the end of his first year Whitty soon developed a huge scab on the end of nhis manhood. It was not long before this infection started going green, Witty was too scared to visit the clap clinic so ordered his own medication off the internet to cover up his exploits. Dan has some funny ideas about life, he believes that men should always give the female form Cystitis during sexual contact.