Adam "Boo hoo" mcdermott

Cries: All the time

Fights: 10

With men: 0

With woman: 10

Ethnicity: Unsure

Role Model: Dan 'wife beater' Lennon

Adam joined the football club as a fast forward with no technical ability. Bill saw this and soon snapped up the odd looking forward. When dropped Adam soon showed his true colours and burst out into a huge strop on the 1st team pitch screaming and crying in rage. After two years of the University lifestyle Adam still to this day cries like a little baby and most famously in Micheal Cliffords training session. He looks upto his farther Dan Lennon as if he was a greek god and often recreates some of Lennon's misfortunes. These recreations include fighting woman and bedding young stokey girls who work in the local fish and chip shops. Adam is yet to realise that by not bagging up he has exposed himself to a deadly local disease Lennariah. This disease is so potant that there are no cures once diagnosed.