matthew "toupee" melhuish

Hairstyle: Baldish

Likes: shitting in pringles can's

Dislike: people with thick hair

Role models: Van wilder

Melly is a funny character often impersonating American newsreaders and commentators. Every so often a raging Melly will be unleashed on Wednesday nights hitting any friends within his perimeter and spitting on his son's backs. Melly is ashamed of his baldness and tries his hardest to hide it by wearing beanies, hats or by visting the advanced hair studio for some lazer therapy. Melly has recently had to try and recover from depression after the loss of his best friend and lover Gareth Taylor. Gaz and Melly often enjoyed romantic nights out together.....