Tom 'the sloth' Whitfield

Fancies: Velociraptors

Loves: Bad breath and sleeping all day

Dislikes; early morning's, listerene and running around

Hates: licking muff

         Tom's lover                                                                                 Morning after a social

Famed for being the world's laziest man Tom Whitfield has achieved sleeping for a whole year in one sitting, many thought it was a pointless record to achieve however mister whitfield and his sloth attitude to life decided it was his ambition. Whilst trying to achieve this record he was woken by a wet dream which involved having a sexual relationship with a velociraptor. Rumour has it that once in his teens his breath during the night reached critical stink levels and when his mother walked in to see him in the morning she collapsed and has never returned to his room since, on a lighter note mr whitfield is also a nice guy and has been loved by everyone in san diego. In recent weeks it was feared that Tom was murdered as he was on lock down for three weeks due to a contract being signed for a hit on Tom due to his Wednesday night romp.