Carnage League 2007-2008
Relics from the old web site; (now the Old boys' web site) the carnage league and the carnage points.
For the freshers who don't know, the carnage league is a points table, and you get points for when you do stupid things. The more stupid things you do, the more points you get. Don't take it as a negative by accumulating points as all of us will eventually. Unless you're a pussy and don't paddle. (But that also gets you points) Between the five members of the current committee we collected 41 points last year! (2006-2007) Half of those came from Lewis.
Scroll over each point to see when, where and why. (And also how many in some circumstances)
And I think the crazy bastard from Warwick University deserves this even though he's not a member of MMU Canoe Club.
Legend
Older members of the Club may note that a few of the points from previous leagues are missing. It was decided that those in question were surplus to requirement.
 Almost extreme |
 Beer monster |
 Broken kit |
 Brush with law |
 Chundering |
 Cock |
 Crap driver |
 Eskimo rescue |
 Extreme |
 Homer Simpson moment |
 In competition |
 Lost keys |
 Lost kit |
 Love |
 Medical incident |
 Near death experience (NDE) |
 Night paddling |
 Paddled a drop |
 Pin |
 Pin king |
 Pussy |
 Rescuer |
 Roadkill |
 Shitbrick |
 Spat the dummy |
 Stinging |
 Strainer |
 Swimmer |
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And the prestigious award for collecting the most carnage points...
 The Golden Armbands |
...Another carnage point! | 
