MINIBUS DRIVERS NEEDED!
We desperately need minibus drivers for this season otherwise we wont be able to turn up for away games, this can not happen!
Credentials Required:
- Two Arms and Two Legs
- A valid Drivers Licence which has been in operation for 2 years or more
- An age of 21 or more
- No points on your licence
If you match the above then congratulations you can become a driver!
Below i have dis-splelled some myths about being a minibus driver!
Myth: You can not get drunk on the way home
Fact: Most people fail to get drunk on the way home and spend most of their time needing the toilet
Myth: Everyone thinks the bus driver is the uncool person
Fact: Last year the bus drivers became celebrities for their respective teams e.g. Scott and Rick
Myth: The bus driver is to blame for bad behaviour
Fact: The team managers and team players are more to blame than anyone else for any mishaps
Myth: Bus journeys end up in a disastrous mess
Fact: Most journeys are conducted in a safe manner, only one got out of hand (Stevo!)
| 