Tour 08
Quotes from tour:
Lisa: "Whose suitcase is this?"
Annis: "Annis', oh mine!!"
Annis: "If a really tall person and really small person had the same length hair, would it look longer on the smaller person?"
(after G was talking about being in Thailand for 4 weeks)
Annis: "Oh I really like Thai food, its my favourite."
G: "I've never tried Thai food."
Leanne: "Which way is the train coming?"
Irish: "Towards us!!"
Annis: (To some boys on the train) "Do not use gay as a negative connotation!"
(In Lisa's car the display said 'fasten seatbelt')
Lisa: "Oh the shuttle bus is running early, its 9.27am"
Annis: "Oh is that what it said?" (meaning the display)
(Arriving to Longport on the train)
Annis: "Is there a Shortport?"
Leanne: "Do you fancy a quickly?"
(Talking about a 5year old boy)
Annis: "That boys got a snake in his pocket!"
(Looking at an electronic bus sign that tells you how long it is until the next bus arrives - it currently reads '0 mins' as our bus is at the bus stop)
Nat: "Oh we're no minutes from the airport!"
Leanne: "I can see a plane, oh its got wings!!"
Cam: "Oh my God, I'm well sitting next to that girl with Monopoly, I would well play with her!!"
Rach: "Any fist will do!"
Nat: "Cos that's how your pelvis is, your organs live there!"
Cam: "I hate the French, they're all B@st@rds!!"
Lisa: "I don't like strange gays that I don't know!"
Kate: "She had her head stuck in the fish!"
Nat (to Sam): "Are you going to listen or just fiddle with your fish?"
Nat: "Mexico is in Spain isn't it?"
Special: "I'm a fish hunter, G you're a fanny dodger and Nat's a cock dodger!"
(After a man had shot a bottle top at her elbow)
Nat: "That's not funny you silly little Spanish man!"
Special: "Oh i'd rather be a woman than a man!"
(Poking her arm through the gap in the windows of Burger King)
G: "Is this a door?"
Sam: "How much does a towel weigh?"
Nat: "Wet or dry?"
Sam: "Oh a little damp!"
(To Lisa about driving in Scotland)
Sam: "Do you drive quicker cos you're higher up?"
Everyone: "Cheshire, you wot, you wot!! Cheshire, you wot, you wot!!"
(The song Ahh zumbah zumbah zumbah... in Spanish)
"Gima, zumba zumba zumba,
zumba zumba zay,
gima zumba zumba zumba,
zumba zumba zay!
Bajan esto al guerrero,
lo deprime al jefe principal
principal, principal, principal!
Enero, febrero, marzo, abril, mayo,
junio, julio, agosto, septiembre,
octubre, noviembre, diciembre!
Por que ella nacido hermo,
Era ella absoluto,
niguin uso de mierda a alguien,
ninguin uso de mierda en absoluto,
ella deberia ser correctamente,
un tiro correctamente a ella golpe de golpe!!
y si su madre la amara ella cantaria otra cancion!!"
(The song Agh zumbah zumbah zumbah... in Spanish)
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