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Ross Green (Chair)
Nickname: The African, Zimbabwe
Position: Forward
Achievements:
Best Hockey Moment: Scoring in the BUCs Hockey final.
Best Social Moment: winning fastest yard drinking competiton at MK tour.
Best Quote: Numerous
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Greg Marshall (Vice Chair)
Nickname: Vlad
Position: Forward
Achievements: Getting the university second team up and running.
Best Hockey Moment: Playing in the BUCs final
Best Social Moment: Watching Alex Cleland drunkenly telling girls to get in his cupboard.
Best Quote: Ross Green - “you are the new freeman (melting xmas pudding)”
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Alex Till (Treasurer)
Nickname:Till
Position: Midfield
Achievements: MMU first team squad, U18 England cross country, U16 county hockey.
Best Hockey moment: Scoring a hatrick on 1st team debut.
Best social moment: Being rather amusing after a few beers.
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Piggy
Position: Club Mascot
Achievements: Travelling around half the globe.
Best Hockey Moment: Taking the hockey team to a BUCS final and winning the league.
Best social moment: Going on tour with the boys.
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Alain Keith (Secretary)
Nickname: Irish , IRA.
Position: Forward.
Achievements: Ulster U16 Representative. Being understood occasionally.
Best Hockey Moment: Beating Chester in the cup last year and in doing so having one of my best games in a while.
Best Social Moment: Port Challenge and what I can remember of the bus journey , or lying passed out in front of a police car before being quickly removed by Vlad and Kallum .
Best Quote: Hockey Fwiennnd “You have the voice of a drowning whale” - Phil Bowen talking about my accent.
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Graeme Wolfenden (1st Team captain)
Nickname: Wolfy
Position: Midfield
Achievements: Captaining both his local team and the uni team.
Best Social Moment: he may have attended one or two.
Best Quote: He is a man of few words.
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David Flanagan (1st Team Vice Captain)
Nickname: Flanno
Position: Midfield
Achievements: Attending the majority of socials this year
Best Hockey Moment: Too many to pick one.
Best Social Moment: Drunkenly sat in a corner supping vodka and coke.
Best Quote: Vlad talking to flanno in a mask “cant believe flanno didn’t make it tonight”
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Jack Young (2nd Team Captain)
Nickname: Nips
Position: Left Attacking Back
Social Moment: The invention of the chunder Nassgul
Playing moment: Oli's many hissy fits.
Quote: 'green is a colour fact!' (phil bowen 2011)
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Phil Thompson (2nd Team Vice Captain)
Nickname: Phil
Position: Striker
Achievements: Batting above his average
Best Hockey Moment: Scoring for the second team.
Best Social Moment: Lying on his back pretending he’s a cockroach as a punishment and being forgotten about so carried on for about half an hour.
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Oli Hampson (Health and Safety)
Nickname: mad monk
Position: the idiot in net
Achievements: spending over a grand on hockey gear
Best Hockey Moment: I’m sure I’ve had one or two good good saves
Best Social Moment: it’s not a personal moment but when we won club of the year was a definitely a high point for me
Best Quote: “I am hanging up my kit,” x 12
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Stephen Hunt (Social Sec)
Nickname: Hunty (anything that rhymes)
Position: Striker
Achievements: Surviving first year.
Best Social Moment: Dressing up as a girl for the wedding social
Best Quote: “I am like phil” at the freshers fayre
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Richard Bowker (Social Sec)
nickname: Richie
Position: right back
Achievements: British Colleges, University promotion first year
Best hockey moment: beating England U16 and Scotland U18
Best social Moment: Getting out of a hockey keepers bag dressed as Michael Jackson
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Jordan Byrne
Nickname: Cristiano Ronaldo
Position: Anywhere that will have me
Achievements: Managed to score a disallowed goal last season
Best Hockey Moment: Jake Metcalfe ripping the head gear off a goalkeeper in the crewe vs manchester derby.
Best Social Moment: My first nasgal chunder
Best Quote: 'One up the bum, no harm done'
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Luke Whatmough
Nickname: Anything abusive
Position: Unknown
Achievements: Having a metal arm and still playing hockey.
Best Hockey Moment: Probably staying upright for more than 5 minutes.
Best Social Moment: Being there to give his brother away as a bride at the wedding.
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Richard Cordon
Nickname: rich
Position: Midfield
Achievements: Playing hockey around his placement.
Best Hockey Moment: Scoring some sweet goals
Best Social Moment: Getting a little bit unruly when he does turn up.
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Phil Bowen
Nickname: Sexy.
Position: center back.
Achievements: pooing in hunty's sink and shower on separate occasions and him still not knowing.
Best Hockey Moment: getting promoted!
Best Social Moment: timid matt throwing up after downing a bottle of milkshake.
Best Quote: 'ross, you're so fat if you wore a belt and tie on the same day you'd turn into sausages.'
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Alex Cleland
Nickname: Tin tin, pretty boy
Position: Out and out striker
Achievements: Giving up rugby and joining hockey
Best Hockey Moment: Probably scoring for the second team
Best Social Moment: absolutely battered off 2 pints at his birthday social
Best Quote: “get in my cupboard ladies”
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Matt Brindley
Nickname: Timid
Position: Defender
Achievements: Lightweight Legend, making first team
Best Hockey Moment: playing for first team
Best Social Moment: “throwing up after two bottles of milkshake”
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Nick Francis
Nickname: Bick
Position: Social Legend
Achievements: Always winning the reactions game.
Best Hockey Moment: Pending
Best Social Moment: “two households both alike in dignity…”
Best Quote: “You look like spock”
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Nick Lloyd
Nickname: Wick
Position: Social Legend
Achievements: Attending more socials than some hockey boys.
Best Hockey Moment: Pending
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Jordan Salsbury
Nickname: Jordy,
Position: Missionary
Achievements: Turning up for training after all the games are played.
Best Hockey Moment: Being better than Arran even though playing with a cheaper stick.
Best Social Moment: Getting rather drunk every time.
Best Quote: Pending
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Arran Forster
Nickname; Charlie...?...should not be allowed to procreate
Position: Bench Warmer
Achievements; actually being allowed to play. And scoring...in training.
Best Hockey Moment: getting hit in the face with a hockey ball by teammate and hockey father.
Best Social moment: Looking like Lily Savage when wearing drag
Best Quote; "i am clearly the best player on this team!"(haha)
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Mike Goldsmith
Nickname: Crazy hair guy, spider boy
Position: Midfield
Achievements: getting a haircut and looking far cooler
Best Hockey Moment: “scoring against Manchester 2’s” / “Wearing board shorts for half the season”
Best Social Moment: I brought a dick of the day outfit, it’s a nurses outfit. Who got dick of the day? Me? Damn
Best Quote: “Vlad: Wheres your kit? Mike: In my room do I need it? Vlad: It’s a game mate what do you think?”
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Jake Metcalfe
Nickname: Jake
Position: anywhere no one else wants to play
Achievements: Previous MMU Cheshire Captain = promotion and team of year (beat Manny Soar to that!)
Best Hockey Moment: too many
Best Social Moment: Prostitute Social, any 2 pint Kopparberg social nights out!
Best Quote: Overuse of abusive swearing towards all opposition in team talks.
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